Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Whizzinator is no longer with us but there are other urinating device alternatives out there that are as good if not better.

For this review I want to talk about three kits that I've used and liked. Why three? Why not just one? There are a lot of companies out there that sell urinating devices. As a result, it can be overwhelming when it comes time to choose one to buy. In an effort to try and shed a little light on the subject I thought it would be a good idea to give a review of the three urinating devices that I have had personal experience with and, more importantly, I know that they work.

I've listed the various company’s URL in no particular order. There is no winner in this review. I did not publish this review to say that one or the other is the winner. I could care less which product you choose. They will all get the job done. After reading this review, go to their sites and read about the products they offer. Look at the pictures of their products and compare them for yourself. They all have pros and cons.

The Pissinator. These guys make a good product and they've been around for a long time. Their product cost me $99.95 plus shipping costs. It’s easy to fill, easy to use, and easy to wear. The directions were straight forward. The instructions also included pictures to help guide you. I liked this as I'm more of visual learner.

The Pissinator uses a penis that looks like a real flaccid penis. It's a little creepy just how realistic they decided to make it. However, this was a refreshing change as most urinating kits usually include a fake penis that looks more like a dildo than an actual penis.

The Pissinator only needs one hand to be operated. At first, I was a little skeptical about this feature but sure enough it worked as advertised. In order to start peeing all you need to do is pinch on the shaft of the fake penis. When you want it to stop peeing just stop pinching.

I recommend mounting their vinyl bag under your arm (armpit area) as per the instructions. This is because you have to squeeze on the bag in order to get the best flow of urine. Be careful when you're squeezing the vinyl bag. Don't squeeze too hard and don't start squeezing until the urine begins to flow. If you don't follow their directions you could damage something. I’ve tried mounting the bag in a couple of different locations and it flows as well as the others I've used. However, it’s more like the real thing when you're able to squeeze the bag.

The Executive Kit. These guys have a good product and have been around for quite some time also. Their product cost me $249.95 plus shipping. It's is also easy to fill, easy to use, and somewhat easy to wear. Their directions were also very straight forward. The straps that are included with the unit won't work very well. You'll need to wear some tight fitting underwear to help hold the prosthetic in place.

The prosthetic on the Executive Kit resembles a small erect penis. I do recommend using some make-up on the prosthetic to give it that final realistic touch (something about the material they use tends to make the prosthetic a little shiny). The shade and color of make-up you choose depends on your particular needs.

The flow of urine begins and stops by pulling out on the prosthetic or pushing in on it. This is a fairly simple and effective method of controlling the urine. However, I do recommend affixing the unit to your body very firmly so that you can control the flow of urine. I had success with tight underwear and I've heard of people using duct tape to secure it to their bodies (take a shower to get the duct tape off.)

As with the Pissinator, I also recommend mounting the Executive Kit vinyl bag under your arm for the same reasons discussed earlier.

The Real Whizzinator-XXX. This one also cost me $99.95 plus shipping costs. Their product is also easy to fill, easy to use, and easy to wear (there seems to be a theme forming here). Their directions were similar to the Pissinator’s but they don’t have as many pictures. This one uses a penis that is very similar in shape and size to the Pissinator so I'll just say that the two are the same in this area.

When I was double checking everyone’s price to see if anything had changed, I noticed that they were offering free refills. Of course they weren’t offering any free refills when I bought mine. I tried calling them to see if I could get in on the offer but I didn’t have any luck (ordered mine before the promo started).

This product has a small on/off valve mounted between the fake penis and the urine bag that you twist like a petcock valve. Clockwise for on and counter-clockwise for off. I've used the Original Whizzinator type on/off valve that you move up or down to turn it on or off. The real Whizzinator XXX's twist valve was easier to use than the Original Whizzinator type valve. However, unlike the other two models reviewed here, you may need two hands to operate the real Whizzinator-XXX (ie same as the Original Whizzinator, Urinator, etc.).

I recommend completely filling the vinyl bag that holds the urine. The reason I suggest this is because, as the bag runs out of urine, the flow tends to become more of a trickle. this is a common problem with all gravity feed urinating devices (Whizzinator, Urinator, Original Whizzinator, etc.).

Hopefully you will find this review helpful in your search for the perfect urinating device. If you've had any personal experience using any of these or other urinating devices, feel free to post your comments to this review.

16 comments:

  1. Didn't know the Pissinator only needs one hand to be operated. How hard do have to pinch on it to make it start flowing?

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    1. Not very hard at all. Just a gentle pinch is all it took for me.

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  2. What is a urinating device?

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  3. Why would I need one of these things?

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  4. yea this is a big help.. few questionss.. What site do you buy the pissinator on? and do they have the skin color option like the whizzinator? and also ive heard the whizzinators valve makes a clicking noise, how loud is it? but overall thankxx alott

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    1. You can buy the pissinator at the link listed in the review. I just checked and they are still selling it. I don't know of any brick and mortar retailers who sell the pissinator but I'm sure you could call them to find one. Check out the website for skin colors and in regards to noise, the pissinator was as silent as a church mouse.

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  5. Wow, this must be a very old review. Now days there is a new device on the market called the GS 1000 or golden shower 1000. This device puts all of the one from the old fake penis, urine bag platform to shame. Do you think you could stand in front of your tester TOTALLY NAKED and give them a sample AT EXACT BODY TEMPERATURE with any of the devices mentioned here?

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    1. I googled the GS 1000 and could not find any information on it. Is it a detox, masking, or urinating product?

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  6. I would not use any fake urine products any more they now have ways to detect them and you may not get the results you need...the wizz products are all from the same company and they only sell for profits...america,what a country huh the wizzinater company is now in court over their products...what's that tell you ?

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    1. It's very expensive to complete an extensive urinalysis which can detect trace elements found only in urine. Therefore, tester never use the more expensive methods. Even if they did, they would only be able to say that the result was inconclusive. The more extensive testing methods will also give an inconclusive result if masking or detox products were used. Synthetic urine will work 99.99% of the time. There is no other proven product on the market that can do that. Maskers and detox products are snake oil medicines and don't work. I know from first hand experience that they are useless. If you've used a detox or masking product and passed your test, then you were very lucky or your sample was not tested (when an entity is testing a large pool of individuals they don't test all of the submitted samples due to financial and time constraints).

      The whizz products don't appear to be made by the same company and yes they probably do sell for profit. Do you work for free? Food and shelter cost money. America is a great country but it's a bit litigious and that's probably why their company is in court. "What's that tell you?" It tells me that they are in a free country and as such can do as they wish as long as it doesn't hurt others.

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  7. The pissinator is available at http://www.pissinator.com and they do have the same skin color options like the whizzinator. The Pissinator and the real Whizzinator XXX don't make any clicking noises like the original Whizzinator.

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  8. how long does it take for delivery?

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  9. I've used the pissinator twice and passed! Its great, the guy even once looked at my prosthetic penis with a quick glance and didn't see it was fake! Just remember to only use 1 toe warmers on the bag or else it will be too hot and u will fail. Also make sure to grab up those little metal clips that come with ace bandages to use on it bcuz the Velcro it has to hold the urine bag under ur armpit came off during my first tests wit it. Or u can use a bobby pin.

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    1. Good to know it worked for you and thanks for the tips on usage.

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